Honestly, over the past few days was just kinda calm without fuzzy visitors paid their visit, accept for 3 bunches of students came for Brass-Band (I enjoyed it so much when they were practicing the "Obladi-Oblada" song), Chinese Cultural Dance and Korean HipHop Dance in the beat of "Sorry Sorry" by Super Junior which was just too annoying for me and a lovely badminton coach called Rina. Yeah!! A lovely ethnic lady which spoke English fluently. I do sweated and my tongue twisted a lot when talked to her. Her slang was just damn as good as those foreigners. That's what happened out of the "Scary Room" with the thick smelly haze keeping accompany. Oh no!!!! The situation of hazardous is getting even worst. Stop open burning please. *KOFF**KOFF*
Back into "Scary Room", It's a new record for me!! A new record for not being *Bla....Bla...Bla-ing....* (talk) for whole day, just keeping my fingers on the keyboard, my mind on the monitor and my eyes on a piles of worksheets. Ooops!!! Not forgetting a pairs of ears on HisKids.net. (An Online Radio Station playing Christian Songs, Stories Telling and more kids' stuffs). Of course, sometimes I get bored striking the Chinese Characters, they made me yawned a lot. To ease the yawn-ness, CSP Forum , Facebook , Plurk , Blogger , Camera had been always the best choice for me.
And look what I had found on Facebook today, I'm going to share this with you all before I'm signing off :)
A few signs in English spotted abroad:
1. Cocktail lounge, Norway:
LADIES ARE REQUESTED NOT TO HAVE CHILDREN IN THE BAR.
2. At a Budapest zoo:
PLEASE DO NOT FEED THE ANIMALS. IF YOU HAVE ANY SUITABLE FOOD, GIVE IT TO THE GUARD ON DUTY.
3. Doctor's office in Rome:
SPECIALIST IN WOMEN AND OTHER DISEASES.
4. Information booklet about using a hotel air conditioner. Japan:
COOLES AND HEATES: IF YOU WANT CONDITION OF WARM AIR IN YOUR ROOM, PLEASE CONTROL YOURSELF.
5. In a Nairobi restaurant:
CUSTOMERS WHO FIND OUR WAITRESSES RUDE OUGHT TO SEE THE MANAGER.
6. On the grounds of a Nairobi private school:
NO TRESPASSING WITHOUT PERMISSION.
7. In Aamchi Mumbai restaurant:
OPEN SEVEN DAYS A WEEK, AND WEEKENDS TOO.
8. The best! In a Tokyo bar:
SPECIAL COCKTAILS FOR THE LADIES WITH NUTS.
9. Hotel, Japan:
YOU ARE INVITED TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THE CHAMBERMAID.
10. In the lobby of a Moscow hotel across from a Russian Orthodox monastery:
YOU ARE WELCOME TO VISIT THE CEMETERY WHERE FAMOUS RUSSIAN AND SOVIET COMPOSERS, ARTISTS, AND WRITERS ARE BURIED DAILY EXCEPT THURSDAY.
11. Hotel, Zurich:
BECAUSE OF THE IMPROPRIETY OF ENTERTAINING GUESTS OF THE OPPOSITE SEX IN THE BEDROOM, IT IS SUGGESTED THAT THE LOBBY BE USED FOR THIS PURPOSE.
12. Advertisement by a Hong Kong dentist:
TEETH EXTRACTED BY THE LATEST METHODISTS.
13. A laundry in Rome:
LADIES, LEAVE YOUR CLOTHES HERE AND SPEND THE AFTERNOON HAVING A GOOD TIME.
14. Tourist agency, Czechoslovakia:
TAKE ONE OF OUR HORSE-DRIVEN CITY TOURS. WE GUARANTEE NO MISCARRIAGES.
15. Advertisement for donkey rides, Thailand:
WOULD YOU LIKE TO RIDE ON YOUR OWN A$$?
16. The box of a clockwork toy made in Hong Kong:
GUARANTEED TO WORK THROUGHOUT ITS USEFUL LIFE.
17. Airline ticket office, Copenhagen:
WE TAKE YOUR BAGS AND SEND THEM IN ALL DIRECTIONS.
18. In a Japanese cemetery:
PERSONS ARE PROHIBITED FROM PICKING FLOWERS FROM ANY BUT THEIR OWN GRAVES.
"HAPPY READING" :D